SM Reports

1.  

The servant arrived pedaling his bicycle.

He was not standing on the pedals.

He was not sitting on the velocipede seat. 

In fact there was no bicycle, which was alarming. 

It turns out he wasn't even an operator here. 

No Damage done. We are just making you aware.

There is someone working for you not employed by you

who does not arrive to work on a missing bicycle. 

2. 

Infirmary ward transporter returned our patient to the wrong room

without having done so. Convalescent was found in his bed asleep

with the rail down and his cell phone unplugged from the wall.

This victim was not on oxygen yet and was wearing a nasal canula.

No harm done. Hospice envoy failed to be polite and smelled faintly of Old Spice.  

3.

The courier rang our unit's buzzer without touching the buzzer button. Staff alarmed and confused. He was also naked while being fully clothed. There were no wrinkles in his clean work shirt. He shouted at us without making a sound. He used inappropriate body language without moving. We noticed his shirt was tucked in too perfectly. No harm done. 

4.

Patient emissary did not arrive with subject because there was no

cause for a transport at the time. We checked the sufferer's room 

and confirmed they were not there. The bed was empty and the side rail was down. We called X-ray and the case was still getting their exam. The carrier was actually sitting down doing nothing during the exam. No harm done and the courier returned patient to their room after the exam was over.